Helpful Hints for Life (as heard in the Bowman household recently):
Get your head out of the plastic bag!
Do not lick the stove.
Don't hit your sister in the head with a bear.
Do not play with toilet water.
Don't you dare put that toilet-water-covered hand in your mouth!
If you put a toilet seat on your head, it's going to get stuck.
Get your head out of the plastic bag!
Do not lick the stove.
Don't hit your sister in the head with a bear.
Do not play with toilet water.
Don't you dare put that toilet-water-covered hand in your mouth!
If you put a toilet seat on your head, it's going to get stuck.
those are hysterical. the things we have to say sometimes...
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